The lyrics to Google It!

July 22, 2008 · Filed Under Storm's Stuff 

Do you like music? Have you heard of a little company named Google? Ever wish there was a way to musically embrace every one’s favorite search engine? Well, have I got a song for you! Enter “Google It!”, a song written by Kyle Rothchild and featuring yours truly on guitar.

Kyle was the bassist in my working band of the last year and a half. He wrote a handful of catchy, tech-oriented pop tunes and asked me to contribute guitar parts for his recording project, alloneword.

There is a comedic streak to the tunes similar to Weird Al Yankovic or Tenacious D. The session was a blast and we came out with a nice two-song EP that Kyle and Ryan Collier produced. Not much in the way of guitar antics needed for the guitar parts. I did what served this tune, being in kind of a punk-pop style, by keeping  the solo at the end of the song real loose and of the cuff.

Listen to the full track!

This song is available for download from iTunes.

Kyle is now playing with Tony Clifton and I think is currently in Chicago. Nice!

There is a line in ‘Google It!’ where the lyrics say you can Google to “find all the words to this dumb song.” Kyle confided in me that he never put the lyrics online. So, as a service to him and you, following are the lyrics in all their glory! Cheers, Kyle, and keep doing what you’re doing.

Storm

Google It! Lyrics

If you need a map to get you where you’re going
If you have to know but there’s just no way of knowing
Want to order some food or get a price for shampoo
You can see Earth from space or look in on the human race.

If you love to gamble but you hate casinos
Can’t remember the ingredients to a Mocha Frappuchino?
If you’re just plain dumb and you can’t spell umbrella
If you’re looking for a girl or a rich, handsome fella

CHORUS
You can Google It! Oh yeah
You can Google It! Oh yeah
You can Google It! Oh yeah
You can Google It!

You can talk to perfect strangers, you can make them you’re best friend
If you don’t know now then you can Google in the end
If you didn’t go to school and turned out to be a fool
See celebrities swimming naked in a public pool

Doing research for a paper or, hey, maybe you’re just stoned
You can find most everything with all your friends or all alone
If you really want to know all the words to this dumb song
You can dig up all the dirt on someone who did you wrong

CHORUS
‘Cause You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It!

Well, if you’re running late you’ve got to find the quickest way
Or if you’re feeling horny Google three times every day
You can get a degree, pay you’re bills or go shopping
Find company, play war games no one’s stopping you

You’ve been looking for a job or a new place to live
Get a credit check done and pirate all you’re favorite songs
Just point a click you’re mouse, you don’t have to leave you’re house
You can trade you’re stocks and bonds or read who Bush is going to bomb

CHORUS
‘Cause You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It!

And you don’t really need to remember anything
‘Cause in 30 damn seconds it will be there on your screen
Give some meaning to your life, type in what you want to know
Give that search engine a pure and ready, set, here we go!

Find out how to build a house or send a message to your Mom
Google know just what you mean even if you spelled it wrong
It has worked a billion times and you know it will work for you
Google can’t sue me for slander because what I said is true!

CHORUS
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! You can Google It!

You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It! Oh yeah (You can Google)
You can Google It!
You can Google It!
You can Google It!
You can Google It!

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